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CT RollerGirls Season Opener; Cupcake Derby at Two Roads

19 Sep

Amelia Tearheart

Babe Vigoda

C. Mya Rage

Cali Ripskin

Chelsea Handle Her

Crash Corpse

Egregious Philbin

Eleanor Bruisevelt

F. Scott Hitzgerald

Hell’n HyJinx

I. Harley Knewem

Puke Skywalker

Queen Stryke

These are just some of the killer names of the brutally bodacious babes that have been on the CT RollerGirls team.  With names like that, you know that you’re in for a great show when you check them out trying to rack up points for that amazing roller derby win.  So, why not check them out this Saturday at the CT Sports Center in Woodbridge (21 South Bradley Road), starting at 6? You’ll get two matches for the price of one!  Ooooooh.  We’re talking ’bout the Bone Crushers vs. Widowmakers, then men’s roller derby gets in on the action.  That’s right, the CT Death Quads will be facing off against the Ottawa Slaughter Squad in what will surely prove to be a slobberknocker.  Don’t you love that word?  Slobberknocker!

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